velinxi:

Favorite trophy

uniquecrash5:

captain-price-officially:

Ah yes, the ol “B-17 survivorship bias” lesson

Okay but this is a hilarious explanation

(via futureevilscientist)

dogmotif:

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

(via ofdreamsanddoodles)

steveyockey:

lots of discourse online about when your friends whip out stilted therapy language on you but none of it reflecting how funny it can be. I just got hit with a “I am sorry for this miscommunication and will be better in the future” girl we’ve know each other for 14 years just say “my bad” 😭

(via ofdreamsanddoodles)

curbananimation:

Echo an Snake friend 🐍

(via ofdreamsanddoodles)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was on the great british bake off i’d leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i’d be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

(via cryptidfuckery)

prguitarman:

v-meat:

v-meat:

* rubs my fingernail against the side of a jewel case *

thats good stuff

vrriip vrriip

(via tastyrepulsorboots)

power-chords:

(via irishfino)

login934-deactivated20230530:

achievement

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

(via cryptidfuckery)

bigwiglesbrain:

gaminegay:

gaminegay:

You’ve heard of cuddling for warmth, you’ve heard of cuddling to stop bad dreams, now get ready for: cuddling so you have sth to hold and don’t curl up like a shrimp in the night making your chest hurt in the morning

Artist rendition of why perhaps my back and chest might hurt perhaps

(via cryptidfuckery)

overdramatics:

overdramatics:

Everytime I lay on my bed I feel like that one emo boy laying on his bed

me when I lay on my bed

(via cryptidfuckery)

aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

(via eerielake)

one-pissed-off-child:

manywinged:

manywinged:

yeah sorry i just don’t think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

(via irishfino)