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birdrhetorics:

queermaddscientist:

rawringthroughthetwenties:

queermaddscientist:

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

Ok but this is actually one of the easiest ways to tell what something is made of! I did a textiles degree and one day as part of a class we all went outside with a pile of scrap fabric and set fire to the little pieces and recorded how they burned. We were given a chart that looked something like this to tell what each fabric was (it gets a little tricky is it’s a mix of fabrics though). Why did we do this? There is very little regulation in the textiles industry so a lot of materials are mislabelled as something they aren’t and sold for more than they should be, also sometimes people buy fabric second hand or discounted which doesn’t have any label at all. If you have a fabric you are having doubts about, cut a tiny piece off and do the burn test and you should know pretty fast what you are dealing with. Anyways your fabric store should be lighting things on fire because this means that they are actually checking what the fabrics are and aren’t trying to pass cheap stuff off as more expensive than it is.

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Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadn’t seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!

This also works on yarn!!!

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— 15 hours ago with 117294 notes

hiveswap:

Good Omens 2 feels like fanfiction not because of its contents but because the author is here on tumblr posting things like “hehe not sorry >:)” and getting hate anons

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— 2 months ago with 28745 notes

keysandcrosses:

this movie gave me brain damage

— 3 months ago with 29630 notes

uniquecrash5:

captain-price-officially:

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Ah yes, the ol “B-17 survivorship bias” lesson

Okay but this is a hilarious explanation

(via futureevilscientist)

— 6 months ago with 59144 notes

dogmotif:

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

(via ofdreamsanddoodles)

— 6 months ago with 28204 notes

steveyockey:

lots of discourse online about when your friends whip out stilted therapy language on you but none of it reflecting how funny it can be. I just got hit with a “I am sorry for this miscommunication and will be better in the future” girl we’ve know each other for 14 years just say “my bad” 😭

(via ofdreamsanddoodles)

— 6 months ago with 9587 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if i was on the great british bake off i’d leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i’d be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

(via cryptidfuckery)

— 6 months ago with 27520 notes

prguitarman:

v-meat:

v-meat:

* rubs my fingernail against the side of a jewel case *

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thats good stuff

vrriip vrriip

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— 6 months ago with 110522 notes

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

(via cryptidfuckery)

— 6 months ago with 117880 notes